Thursday, April 24, 2008

I'm a Liar

I'd write more if I wasn't actively trying to pretend I'm not an obsessive person.

Monday, April 21, 2008

An Open Letter to the Bird Outside My Window

Shut up.
5:30 does not qualify as morning.
You're the reason I'll never be able to be a vegetarian.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

A Qualifier of Sorts

I'm a terrible person, but before I was no one even knew my name.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Question of some Importance

How do you make love stay?

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Epiphany over Corn Flakes

Just now, I was thinking about how Jesus' essential message was love, unconditionally. Despite the clarity of the word, you wouldn't be hard pressed to find a gay hating Christian. In fact Christianity seems to have a history of hate.

Obviously, the gods have a taste for irony.