Breakfast of Champions: An Open Letter to the Bird Outside My Window

Monday, April 21, 2008

Shut up.
5:30 does not qualify as morning.
You're the reason I'll never be able to be a vegetarian.

Melissa said...: Atleast the bird outside your window has a li'l more sense than the one outside mine.. Four in the morning. I kid you not. :(; April 22, 2008 at 8:31 AM
fpp said...: I'm very sorry. We could start a club.; April 22, 2008 at 10:33 PM